lemons and vomit

Me: Speaking of want, I've got a list of stuff I need from you for pokemanz...pretty plz.

Joey: ok

Joey: wait

Me: :-D

Joey: NO

Me: T_T

Me: WHY NOT

Joey: Not until you get soemthing for me

Joey: like

Me: On pokemanz?

Joey: ...

Me: LIKE WAT

Joey: A PONY

Me: U HAZ EVERYTHING

Joey: I WANT A PONY

Me: I'M NOT GETTIN' YOU NO STINKIN' PONY

Me: NO WAI

Joey: THEN NO POKEMANZ

Me: >_<

Joey: PONY UP THE PONY

Me: OKAY OKAY YOU CAN HAZ UR STINKIN' PONY

Joey: WOOT

Joey: I GET A PONY

Me: HERE'S UR PONY YOU HAPPY NAOW

Me: *throws pony*

Joey: I'm gonna name it Edgar and we'll ride off into the sun togehter!

Me: WAIT WAT

Me: UR SUPPOSED TO RIDE OFF INTO THE SUN WITH ME

Joey: ....

Me: AND INCINERATE AND DIE WITH ME

Me: WOW

Joey: PONY.

Me: WTF

Me: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Me: T______T

Me: AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME

Joey: IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING PONY

Me: YOU TART

Me: YOU LEMONY FLAVORED TART

Me: T_____________T

Joey: I'M DELICIOUS!

Me: NO YOU'RE NOT

Joey: Lemon tarts are delicious!

Me: YOU TASTE LIKE LEMONS AND VOMIT

Me: T_________T

Joey: WOW SHIT

old IM lolol